Sunburnt.

Master’s Degree please.

MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) — A car plowed into a weekend bike race along a highway near the U.S.-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others, police said.

May 31

Says Montana livestock transporter John Chaffee: “What can you do with all these horses? You can’t bury ‘em all. I have nothing against eating horse meat. I wouldn’t eat it, but millions of people in the world do.” Chaffee says he has stopped hauling horses to a plant in southern Alberta, Canada, because of costlier trucking restrictions and Canadian humane-group pressures at border crossings. “People who protest slaughter ought to have a bunch of these old horses starving to death in their back yards.”

I’m pretty sick of reading re-blogs of white-priveleged, hipster “wisdom”–so I thought I’d give Montana livestock transporters a shout out. If you disagree with him, it’s okay because you’ll never meet him. You’re too busy writing things like

“Sometimes I just feel lost. I miss her. Maybe I should just move to Montana and transport livestock.”

May 22

Following my dreams

DavidSegerAOK: If you can find a good sound effect for pulling his fingers out of her pussy, that would be a huge bonus.

May 20

pauliophonic:

I stayed up until 3 a.m. last night finishing up the third season of Rescue Me. The fourth season comes out on DVD next month and I’ve already got it in my Netflix queue. I might have to buy cable when the fifth season starts airing.

Which won’t be until March by the way. Super lame.

May 16

Rajon Rondo looks like a stretched-out Bow Wow.

(I realize this post is pretty much only for Del and Bill).

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This is the video that I took. By the way, I finished their program in three semesters. Procrastinate on that!

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hizzobizzo:

Tom Kauffman everybody

This is the video that Ryan took of me accepting the “biggest procrastinator award” at the BCA banquet.

May 11

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom.

May 7

paulytamale:

My friend Cam is good at everything he’s ever done. I kind of resent him for it.

This was amazin’.

May 2

Check Point to L.A.

thegreatradsby:

I think my office is a check point before any of my friends can leave for L.A. So far both Paul and Ryan have stopped by my office to say good bye. So anybody else going that I know should probably come by before you leave too.

Fuck, alright.

April 29