Old Emails
I can’t sleep, so I’ve been reading old emails from my CMU account. Like this one to an ex-girlfriend, freshman year, circa 2002:
“Merry Christmas, yo. I had to get my sister a tori amos cd for Christmas and it was weird because she’s not you or a dyke.”
Young love, everybody. Another girl would send me messages about Jesus, circa 2003.
“I can’t sleep tonight. I am in one of those “I need to write” kinda moods. I was thinking about things tonight. About life, about faith, about you. I feel like I have watered down some things I talk about with you. Like my faith most importantly. I talk about it like an experience, how I have felt God. I talk about it historically, the facts of Jesus’s life and the testaments of those who lived with him. But I never talk about it as it being my reality. THE reality.”
By the glory of God, she got drunk one night and we made out. Here’s one of the first emails (and channel101 related emails) from broadcasting dept super-producer, David Seger, circa 2005.
“I need an alarmingly entertaining 5 minute episode so that everyone at Channel101.com and Channel102.net wants to have sex with us.”
If we only knew that sex really meant “e-mails from actresses” we may have, well, done the same thing because GIRL ATTENTION.
Hey look, the sun is rising. Thanks for reading.
