December 2009
25 posts
“I don’t know I’ll have to see how the morning goes. This is the...”
– Jake Vankersen, after my request to get lunch a half hour earlier in anticipation of long airport lines
Mr. Kauffman
I was looking at Christmas cards for my dad and one said:
“Dad, you care about the world and the people in it…”
Which is a lie unless, on the inside, it says:
“…but not as much as bowling.”
Man vs. Himself
The economist in me couldn’t justify pouring out a half-gallon of milk this morning. The milk in me is making the economist in me shit his brains out. My inner twelve-year-old thinks that’s worth knowing.
WatchJennifer Ruiz presents: A Christmas Miracle 2 by Jennifer Ruiz made for Movie Night.
But first, catch up with the original A Christmas Miracle by Jennifer Ruiz.
WatchCaptain 101 by me and Spencer.
I don’t know if we ever cracked the code on this thing, but it’s fun. Made for the ‘09 Channy Awards.
WatchReal quick, watch this Channies promo. I’ve got to get back to editing.
**NOW A PUBLIC VIDEO**
Rendering Freestyle
Hey yo, motherfuckin’ F short cut bitch/I find a frame then scrub that shiiiiiiit
Yo, freestylin’ while I’m cuttin’/Jodie Foster titties be flapping when I’m pumpin’
My green screenin’ is im-pecc-able / shit so sexual when I keep sched-u-les
To-do list hitmaaaan / Ima Don Draper, bitch, you a Dick Whitmaaan
On high-fives...
Listen, I don’t need you to recieve my high-five. I’m not giving you something. I want your high-five to ride out and meet me in battle.
And by no means should you ever say that it hurt.
If you could see the ladies who research for DIRTY JOBS you’d expect every episode to be about cats.