January 2010
21 posts
ill of the dead
Salinger’s daughter, Margaret, wrote a memoir, “Dream Catcher,” which was published in 2000. Neither Maynard’s nor Margaret Salinger’s books were positive, describing the author as controlling and having a host of unusual habits, including drinking his own urine.
Am I JD Salinger?
“Go ninety-percent of the way, make her come the last ten-percent”
– Bear Grylls
California Cryo (Sperm) Bank Donor Requirements →
“It is not easy to be accepted into our sperm donor program, but well worth the effort!”
This feels like a dare.
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Dealbreaker: You listen to "everything".
Really. Everything. You don’t have any, you know, favorites…. no? You just listen to “whatever’s on the radio”? Oh my God. How about Owl City? You like that one song by them, huh? How about Ke$ha? You think she’s catchy? How about the yowls of a domestic tabby being raped by a Scottish wildcat? Get the hell out of here. I bet you have 300 bands on your iPod and only one song from each of them.
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The Floor is Lava
The game has also been popularized among college kids. It is usually played while dancing to loud music and drinking hard alcohol. When players “lose” they must take a shot of vodka. The game normally ends at the conclusion of the song Sandstorm.
-Wikipedia
This went from general to specifically gay in four sentences.
BROTHER GETS REVENGE ON SISTER BY POSTING HOOK-UP... →
“If he cuts his hair, I might give him a blow job.”
That finally explains high school to me.
The benefit of staying up all night is that the next day I LOVE EVERYTHING. It’s like wearing Dave Seger colored glasses until I can fall asleep.
Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha
Man, I like this shit.
Truth or Dare
Truth or Dare? is a party game requiring a minimum of two players. The game is very popular with adolescents, but is also played by some adults and seniors.
-Wikipedia
I’d love to be a fly on the wall during senior truth or dare.
