SPORTS POST WARNING.
With nine games before the NHL playoffs, Detroit has probably secured the 2 or 3 seed. Los Angeles and Anaheim need to lock down the 6 and 7 seeds to guarantee that Tim and I see some mother-fucking Red Wings hockey. Everyone chant with me:
“DUCKS DO SLIGHTLY BETTER! KINGS DO SLIGHTLY WORSE! DUCKS FLY TOGETHER! KINGS LOSE YOUR BURST! FUCK AN IRISH SETTER! SOMETHING FRED DURST!”
