Sunburnt.

erniwalker: I made it to 27! you’ll never make it to...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:27:00 -0500

erniwalker:

I made it to 27!

you’ll never make it to 28.

Hockey Debate

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:27:54 -0500

Jumping into this argument between Tim and Austin, I submit these two facts:

The Anaheim Mighty Ducks victory celebration in 2007 attracted 15,000 people, less than the capacity of their stadium.
The Detroit Red Wings victory parade in 2008 attracted 1.4 million people, more than the actual population of the city of Detroit ( city pop. 912,062).

I want Anaheim to be pumped about the Ducks. It’s been over ten years, there is a pretty legit Detroit/Anaheim rivalry, and the duck call is one of the best crowd gimmicks in hockey. Why is an Anaheim victory still the twelfth news story on “Big Boy in the Morning” behind a solid minute of horn sfx? ”Bup Bup Bup Bwaaaaaaaa! DJ E-man on yo turntable turnin’ labels!”

It is like 2004-2007 never happened, because the winning teams’ own markets responded to their champions with an “oh, that’s nice. Kobe raped who???” Or, “Hurricanes win the cup. Up next, ACTUAL Hurricanes coming.” When Detroit, or Pittsburgh, or a Canadian team win the cup, the murder rate literally drops. There is pride you can feel, and it fills our fans up with so much arrogance that even in the OC it gets thrust in your face. You have conversations with your friends about what dicks Red Wings fans are. You remember you hate the Red Wings. You remember the Red Wings.

When the Ducks won, no one blew a duck call in my face, mentioned it in my classes, or otherwise made me remember. That’s why Tim and I feel like the NHL skipped a beat. That’s where we’re coming from. You may say, “What? So just because we have respectful fans, we can’t be taken seriously?” You don’t. Your fans are assholes too, and I take them seriously. But there’s only 15,000 of them.

"I’m the only reason Jason Whetzell is popular."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:28:38 -0500

“I’m the only reason Jason Whetzell is popular.”

- Charles Bukowski (via drewhancock)

turkey-hat turkey-hat, boom boom, turkey-hat turkey-hat

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:13:00 -0500

turkey-hat turkey-hat, boom boom, turkey-hat turkey-hat

fancypantz: This is what I did on my 10 min break…productive I...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:11:08 -0500

fancypantz:

This is what I did on my 10 min break…productive I think!!!

Staring…Ryan, Tom, Glenn, Mike and Del!!! Hope you like it!!!

I love it mostly because of Glenn.

Well I’ll just be goddamned if this isn’t the way...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:42:27 -0500

Well I’ll just be goddamned if this isn’t the way back to the office.

This Captain Planet AIDS episode (1991) really holds up. I...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:12:00 -0500

This Captain Planet AIDS episode (1991) really holds up. I think I make a cameo around the :37 mark.

Spencer and I are nerds.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:35:32 -0500

Spencer and I are nerds.

jimisland: Tom Kauffman Cool, thanks Jim. It’s like...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:38:33 -0500

jimisland:

Tom Kauffman

Cool, thanks Jim. It’s like looking into a funhouse mirror that warps my self-esteem.

So you’re going to fucking stand there, like a goddamn...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:57:00 -0500

So you’re going to fucking stand there, like a goddamn statue, and tell me you’ve never, EVER, had the urge to run up to an attractive stranger and ask “Are you the gatekeeper?” What? Do you even know what true love is? It’s the slim chance she responds with “are you the keymaster?” And you’ll sit here, behind that blank face, and tell me you don’t want that? I don’t get it, man. I don’t fucking get it.

Tell me that you’ve never wondered what your Midichlorian...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:05:19 -0500

Tell me that you’ve never wondered what your Midichlorian count was.

boringloser: Abed’s Community College ChroniclesEpisode 1 The...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:49:35 -0500

boringloser:

Abed’s Community College Chronicles
Episode 1

The first episode of Abed’s new web series just went online. From the A.V. Department at Greendale Community College comes the story of seven crazy misfits who band together at a Community College.

I produced this for NBC’s Community. Check it out if you’re my mother or a fan of the show.

I’ll buy a Troy Rules shirt.

To Kill A Mockingbird

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:23:38 -0500

“Having written several long stories, Harper Lee located an agent in November 1956. The following month at the East 50th townhouse of her friends Michael Brown and Joy Williams Brown, she received a gift of a year’s wages with a note: “You have one year off from your job to write whatever you please. Merry Christmas.” Within a year, she had a first draft. She completed To Kill a Mockingbird in the summer of 1959. Published July 11, 1960, To Kill a Mockingbird was an immediate bestseller and won great critical acclaim, including the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction in 1961. It remains a bestseller with more than 30 million copies in print. In 1999, it was voted “Best Novel of the Century” in a poll by the Library Journal. To date, it is Lee’s only novel.” (via Wikipedia)

Somehow, this makes the book better.

I’m feeling vain.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:02:19 -0500

I’m feeling vain.

fancypantz: inretrospect: It feels like spring (like a dry...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:52:00 -0500

fancypantz:

inretrospect:

It feels like spring (like a dry dead grass 90 degrees in november kinda spring….what?)

Pet Peeve Alert! What’s with the brown shoes and black tights???

Girlfight! It’s like the Superman vs. Flash debate, only adorable.

Photo

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:06:05 -0500

hizzobizzo: I can never win. Cheer up, you won the race to the egg! We all did! We’re...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:51:42 -0500

hizzobizzo:

I can never win.

Cheer up, you won the race to the egg! We all did! We’re number 1!!!

Gotcha! All told: 9 hours, numerous suspects, one strained...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:23:20 -0400

Gotcha! All told: 9 hours, numerous suspects, one strained friendship, passwords, anonymous phone calls, $14 in shaving cream, one glorious Halloween.

jimisland:

delbertshoopman:

Pay back!!! Suck it!! Boys Club 4 Life!!!

delbertshoopman: sunburn.tumblr.com Thanks Del! I can already...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:56:46 -0400

delbertshoopman:

sunburn.tumblr.com

Thanks Del! I can already smell the looming Karmic downturn from this.

delbertshoopman: IKEA HEIGHTS IN ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY!!!! IKEA...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:03:25 -0400

delbertshoopman:

IKEA HEIGHTS IN ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY!!!!

IKEA Heights is the Lady Gaga of web serials.